Description:
As a self-proclaimed deity, <font color="#336699">M<font color="#6699cc">a<font color="#99ccff">rd</font>u</font>k</font> has adorned himself in the finest money can buy at a reasonable discount. A robe of the purest <font color="#660000">synthetic fabric</font> flows down his form, breeches of the finest <font color="#660000">imitation leather</font> keeping his legs warm in a breeze. If it weren't for the pair of <font color="#660000">Nike tennis-shoes</font> on his feet, you might almost believe the facade. The geeky black glasses on his face don't help matters either, and that crop-cut, <font color="#cccccc">peroxide-bleached</font> hair isn't about to get him any dates. |