(1) Black holes are where God divided by zero. (2) All those who believe in psyschokinesis raise my hand. (3) Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (4) I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. (5) Ok... so whats the speed of Dark? (6) How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? (7) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. (8) Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have. (9) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. (10) When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (11) Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. (12) Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. (13) Everyone has a Photographic memory. Some don't have film. (14) Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. (15) Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. (16) I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. (17) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (18) Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into Jet engines. (19) If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. (20) 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? (21) Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (22) When i'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. (23) Who is General Failiure and why is he reading my hard-disk? (24) What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice? (25) I couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder. (26) Why do psychics have to ask your name? (27) If at first you don't succeed, destroy any evidence that you tried. (28) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isnt for you. (29) A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. (30) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. (31) For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (32) No one is listening until you make a mistake. (33) Success always occurs in private, failiure in full view. (34) The colder the X-ray table the more of your body is required on it. (35) The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. (36) The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. (37) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. (38) Two wrongs are only the beginning. (39) You never really learn to swear 'till you learn to drive. (40) The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. (41) Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. (42) The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. (43) Why are we in this handbasket, and where are we going? (44) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (45) If you must pick between 2 evils, pick the one that you've never tried before. (46) Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. (47) If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. (48) Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least its the scenic route. (49) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. (50) Borrow money from Pessimists -- they dont expect it back. (51) Half the people you know are below average. (52) 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. (53) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. (54) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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