Captain! (#7990)

-------- Posessed with acute lateral intelligence, and an assumed rapier wit, Captain (also know as !) is a somewhat atypical GenX, a flag-waving Canadian, and usually a gentleman. Captain is most comfortable in a black denim Levi shirt and faded 505's. For some strange reason Captain is commonly mistaken for 'Joe' on the popular TV sitcom 'Wings'. Captain enjoys the MOO, but thinks of it more as a nice place to visit than a place he would like to live.

He is...asleep!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
The_Captain is carrying...nothing but his wits.

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